Τρελλό μαστόρι!

Υπάρχουν πατέντες και πατέντες, αλλά ο συγκεκριμένος τύπος ξέφυγε τελείως! Ο υπερ-μάστορας!
Δείτε και θα καταλάβετε!

 

Don't have a spoon?   I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken?   I can fix that!

New TV too big for the old cabinet?   I can fix that!

No bottle opener?   I can fix that!

Room too dark using compact fluorescents?   I can fix that!

Electrical problem?   I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen?   I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?   I can fix that!



No ice chest?   I can fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen?   I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country?   I can fix that!

Satellite go out in the rain?   I can fix that!

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?   I can fix that.

Wiper motor burned out?   I can fix that!

WTF?

Display rack falling over?   I can fix that!

Tires worm out?   I can fix that.   Might be a little hard to steer.

Desk overloaded?   I can fix that!

Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?   I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?   I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?   I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?  I can fix that!

No skate park in town?   I can fix that!

Out of diapers?  I can fix that!